get the fuck ready.... chase returns...

topic posted Wed, May 21, 2008 - 10:35 PM by  kroniq
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I'm glad to hear the state of FOOD nation is strong... the economy is swollen like my balls, we're adding new jobs, and the market looks up.

Ill be in on friday about noonish.... watch the fuck out.

Chase
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kroniq
Kansas City
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  • Best pick up line ever

    Wed, May 28, 2008 - 7:41 AM
    "dude, check out my balls"

    Chase, you fucking rock.
    • Re: Best pick up line ever

      Fri, May 30, 2008 - 4:40 PM
      well .... i dont guess anybody else is going to post the other proof of debauchery
      so for now i look like the only bad guy ; ^ ]
      • Re: Best pick up line ever

        Fri, May 30, 2008 - 7:12 PM
        Dude...did you even look at the youtube link!? PURE HILLARITY!!
        • Re: Best pick up line ever

          Tue, June 3, 2008 - 11:27 PM
          I spoke to Chase tonight and apparently someone cross-posted the YouTube link to the MidWest Burners list (~ 1,000 people on it). The video had over 220 views on it already :-) Chase asked me to take it down and re-post it under a different URL so I did. New URL below:

          www.youtube.com/watch

          AT CHASE'S REQUEST, PLEASE DON'T DISTRIBUTE THIS LINK OUTSIDE OF THIS TRIBE. Apparey our little Chase really does have designs on political office.
          • Re: Best pick up line ever

            Sun, June 15, 2008 - 3:03 PM
            Thanks Bill for switching it over. Now only 60 some odd views. This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life. Proof, once again, that I am a funny motherfucker. I don't even have to be awake to a source of joy and amusement. It's just who I am.

            I'll be running for school board next season. We'll see what kind of dirt comes out. I'm going to take the approach of "Look, yes I did (insert one of the one thousand things I've done that could prevent you from taking office), and I'm sorry. We live and we learn. Look... Mistakes were made, people.. .Mistakes were made." We'll see how that works.

            In other news, I'm going to live. The doctor said that my recurring ball pain probably had nothing to do with the paint, although it may have aggravated a preexisting condition (I have an inoperable benign cyst in my right testicle.). Many people live perfectly functional lives with only one teste.

            Chase

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